Posts published during April, 2009
My stomach just made a noise that sounded an awful lot like the smoke monster in Lost. If you’ve never watched Lost, don’t bother. The smoke monster is, like everything else in the show, inexplicable. Essentially the noise it makes sounds a lot like the creak of a rusty ocean liner. My stomach just made a noise that is possibly not even biological. “Oh, what sort of overeating did you partake in now? Tibfib, you card!” That is probably what you are wondering.
Actually, if you’re wondering that, you missed something. The title of this post is CHOCOLATE BUFFET. Bet you can’t guess what I’ve been gorging on. The sound my stomach made was probably indicative of the fact that people, as a general rule, should not eat like this. This is a warning to you sensible folk out there. For the rest of you just as insane as I am, keep reading and take notes.
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The first Friday of the month from 5pm to 8pm is Perogy Night down at the Ukrainian Orthodox Cathedral, and it’s every bit as awesome as it sounds. First of all, PEROGIES. Second of all, it’s in a cathedral, which makes it feel somehow more purposeful than usual perogy eatin’.
I was excited. I had heard there would certainly be a line up, so I showed up as early as possible to get a leg up on the carby goodness. The line was already maybe 15 deep when I arrived at 6pm, and it managed to expand little by little as we continued to wait in line. I felt my stomach cannibalizing itself as I listened to a guy behind me explain the whole concept to his friend, emphasizing how delicious the perogies are. Okay guy, I know how great they are, quit making me hungrier than I already am.
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I know I don’t update very often. So here’s the most annoyingly meta post: a micro-update about micro-updates. Follow me on Twitter! I’m @tibbidy.
Toodles! New post up soon, promise.
